Down at Mi7 (corporate-media division) – to look incredulous is FACECRIME

The punchline is a real headline, Lugansk the threatened region:

Alternatively:

Human Wave Sacrifice For Blue Map In Kharkov, Ukrainian Failure Still Fait Accompli, And How Criterion For A Good Result Likely To Have Been Satisfied (link)

Russia Shoots Bullets, Ukraine Dances; Or Kherson And Kharkov: The Aftermath (link)

Charted: The Demilitarisation Of Ukraine In Donetsk (link)

The Russian Partial Mobilisation Is But A Component In What Was Always An Inevitability (link)